Discreet Services Exchanged - Centurion

Lets face it, things are Financially tight all round. Few have that extra cash laying around for the kind of fun we find in here. Let's try this.
40somthing, Indian/Col male in the Centurion area. All round handyman (Household /Automotive) looking to exchange my services for any goods/items you have to offer. Essentially goods for services being exchanged.
Eg. I come repair a leaking pipe and go down on you for an Edgars Voucher you have laying around.
Or
I'll come Service your car and give you a handy for a bike that no one is using.
Let me know what you think, I'm ready and waiting.